Everyone knows it.

My tip-o-lantern got run over by car in Montreal (no joke) so I had to go out and get this French-Canadian Christmas Tip Bag instead.

Don’t eat an Ass Steak.

There was a place in Montreal called The House of Jazz with with all these Elwoods and Jakes hangin’ all over it. I wonder if Dan Akroyd knows about this place?

Mural of black dudes not looking.

This guy was seriously booting up Windows ‘95 on his IBM Thinkpad at a Starbucks in 2009.

Jean shorts over jeans will never look good. Never.

Ben soundchecks for Jess and looks awesome doing it.

Mixed-media Springsteen portrait in The House of Blues in Boston.

How is Old Navy still selling cargo pants? Here’s a better question though; what am I doing in an Old Navy?

Lou Benavides’ new tip jar for Glassjaw merch speaks the truth.

The Catstache

To achieve a “Catstache” all you need to do is brush off a feline’s loose fur, collect it, roll it, and then apply it to one’s upper lip.

(pictured: Auston Adams)

The Cat Toupée

To cure cat baldness you simply brush off a feline’s loose fur, collect it in a matted fashion, and then place about the feline’s head. The creature will be immediately confused and visually uncomfortable.

(pictured: President John Cougar Melloncat)

It had been a month and a half since I had eaten my last Gleaner before this one.

Everyone on tour signed the drumhead 2 years ago except me and probably Lou and Ryan (all merch men). So I took the liberty of adding my signature with a little note.